urlcritic:

i’d rather eat a salad than go to school 

dang that’s saying something

My life in a nutshell

My life in a nutshell

boys and girls a new tumblr user is born

boys and girls a new tumblr user is born

octobra:

when you realize they weren’t waving to u 

image

doglets:

This shampoo was supposed to give my hair volume but I really can’t hear anything

eyeballfarts:

compliment a girl on something other than her looks

pizzaforpresident:

it’s kinda messed up that winnie the pooh and jack the ripper both have the same middle name

demented-fantasies:

im—a—fan:

freshprinceofbeleriand:

isn’t it weird to think that you might be drinking the water that someone drowned in and that you might be breathing in the same air that last left a dying person’s lungs and that gift you gave someone that was wrapped in recycled paper might have been someone’s suicide note and that the box jellyfish has 64 anuses 

isn’t that weird to think about

this fucked fucked me up

foxnewsofficial:

join tumblr.com and meet hot singles not in your area

saladder:

people who bite ice cream with their front teeth are on a whole different level

snowyowldude:

official-espurr:

uhohmarty:

8 ton orca jumping 15ft out of the water

nyoom


pchooooooo

snowyowldude:

official-espurr:

uhohmarty:

8 ton orca jumping 15ft out of the water

nyoom

pchooooooo

lanadel-brit:

Some things never change

theirs:

a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals